● LIVE Interest accruing right now

I owe the federal government

$208,193.88

Help me murder it — one loan at a time.

Interest today $0.00
Per second $0.000
Total raised $0.00
Since you opened this page $0.00000000
Murder a Loan

The Lineup

Pick a loan, pick an amount, name it forever.

6.03% APR
Name: 6.03% Ravenous Becky
Balance $41,637.74
$0 raised of $41,637.74
$
5.83% APR
Name: 5.83% Horny Gerald
Balance $32,775.49
$0 raised of $32,775.49
$
5.05% APR
Name: 5.05% Obese Karen
Balance $50,095.20
$0 raised of $50,095.20
$
5.03% APR
Name: 5.03% Mediocre Chad
Balance $36,305.10
$0 raised of $36,305.10
$
5.03% APR
Name: 5.03% Petty Linda
Balance $11,511.70
$0 raised of $11,511.70
$
4.05% APR
Name: 4.05% Sneaky Steve
Balance $35,868.46
$0 raised of $35,868.46
$

How It Works

01

Pick a loan

Each card is a real federal student loan. Pick the one you want to help murder first.

02

Pick an amount

Choose a preset amount or enter your own. Every dollar goes directly to principal.

03

Name it (optional)

Top contributors get to name the loan. Your name. Your legacy. Forever on the internet.

04

Watch it die

We post receipts. Every payment applied to that loan, publicly, on this site.

Leaderboard

The hall of fame for people who hate debt as much as we do.

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4 — $—
5 — $—

FAQ

Is this real?

Yes. These are real federal student loans. The balances update as payments are made. We post receipts.

How do I know my money actually goes to the loan?

Every payment is applied directly to the loan and we post the Federal Student Aid confirmation screenshot publicly.

Can I pay any amount?

Yes — choose a preset or type any amount you want. Minimum $1.

What do I get?

The joy of knowing you helped murder debt. Top contributor gets their name on the loan forever.

Is this a charity / tax deductible?

No. This is a personal crowdfunding campaign. Not tax deductible. Just vibes.